Product 1: The NAI-KEY PURSE

"My Brothers and Sisters.... The bus stops here for two minutes and in these two minutes a small Propaganda" I have here a foam purse made by nai-key (The print on the wallet said NIKE) company from chennai. A purse like this in the bazaar or market will cost you somewhere around 20 - 25 rupees. But the manufacturers decided to bring it to you directly for only 10 rupees, yes, brothers and sisters, 10 rupees only..dusrupaiyyeydus rupaiyyeydusrupaiyyey!!!!!(TenrupeesTenrupeesTenrupees!!!)You might not a get chance to own a purse like this again in your "LIFE"...And its only dusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyey...This is not a purse that you get on the streets of Karol Bagh or Cannought Place...this is a strong purse double stitched for extra life that other purses don’t promise you (Closer inspection didn’t show any difference...Not for the records) Whichever brother of mine wants to see it can see it and those who want to buy it can buy it and it costs you only dusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyey...........dusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyey!!!!!!

Product 2: The GEL PEN
"My Brothers and Sisters.... The bus stops here for two minutes and in these two minutes a small Propaganda" I have here an item that every GHAR PARIVAR (Home and family) needs...A GEL PEN made my Sigma company. A pen like this in the bazaar or market will cost you somewhere around 10 - 15 rupees. But the manufacturers decided to bring it to you directly for only 10 rupees, yes, brothers and sisters, 10 rupees only..dusrupaiyyeydus rupaiyyeydusrupaiyyey!!!!!(TenrupeesTenrupeesTenrupees!!!)And along with this you get TWO MORE gel pens yes my brothers and sisters TWO MORE Gel pens. One black and one red...Now we have three items and cost only dusrupaiyyey...And along with this you get two ball point pens ...one blue and another red.... Now we have Five items and cost only dusrupaiyyey ...And along with this you have a pencil that ever child in the family needs Now we have six items and cost only dusrupaiyyey...And along with this we have a RUBBER read as eraser.... Now we have seven items and cost only dusrupaiyyey...And along with this we have a sharpener...Now we have eight items and cost only dusrupaiyyey.... And along with this we have a pocket diary that you can use to note down phone numbers and addresses.... Now we have nine items and cost only dusrupaiyyey...And all this costs you only dusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyeyWhichever brother of mine wants to see it can see it and those who want to buy it can buy it and it costs you only dusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyey...........dusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyey!!!!!!

PRODUCT THREE: The pain balm
PRODUCT FOUR: The "After all Why" Book
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PRODUCT INFINITY: The Ever youth Potion...Not yet arrived in market.

The marketing strategy remains remarkably same no matter if they are in the two diagonally opposite bus stops in the town.... the dusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyey chant always has the same decibel level and the same tune.... made me wonder if it was played by a hidden tape recorder. Careful observation failed to reveal any suspicious bulges in the clothing revealing the hidden cassette player and the sound seemed to e coming from their mouth.... so convincing that my cassette player theory doesn’t fit except if it was hidden inside their stomach ...surgically sewn in. But that seemed to be too expensive.... So it must be their real voices...Probably trained by the same person, I thought.

They did teach me a thing in life....Perseverance.... A lot of things that an industrial salesman like me would have analyzed didn’t matter to them to all...The time of the day. The number of people.... prospective customers.... All they did was get into the bus and start their chanting and thrust it into everyone’s face ending it with their almost mystic dusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyey chant ...except for a frightened villager no one would have fallen for this thrusting trick...and let me tell you the villages around are inhibited mostly by fierce looking gujjars and jats who don’t mind using their stout latts (sticks) as long as it breaks a couple of skulls....

But a few travelers hypnotized by the dusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyey spell bought their stuff for dusrupaiyyey...Out of curiosity I followed a dusrupaiyyey marketer and out of brotherly love (Being a salesman myself) asked him sympathetically" Brother how much do you sell in a day??" at first he was hesitant about sharing his career details with a complete stranger who himself looked like a thug with an ever present evil glint in the eye...then the Salesman vanity got better off him and he started telling me the details about the sales volume, profit margin and the "Month Beginning Sales"....after using elementary mathematics and some commonsense I realized that he earned only a little lesser than me but that was compensated because HE DIDNT HAVE A BOSS to report to....

For a moment I stood there chanting dusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyey..... It certainly had a certain Customer attraction...dusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyeydusrupaiyyey